Baby 8-ken
by Editor
on August 08, 2008
CNN reports that Clay Aiken became a father at 8:08am on 8/8/08. Parker Foster Aiken was born 6 pounds 2 ounces and 19 inches long. The mother, Aiken's best friend, Jaymes Foster, is 50 years old, and was artificially inseminated. To me, this appears to be a sign of the apocalypse.
--Alan Wiley
Trish on August 08, 2008 at 05:33 PM
Yoohoo...Kathy Griffin... you taking this down?