To celebrate the tenth anniversary of the Amazon music store, we're taking a look back at the pop landscape of the last ten years and distilling our reflections the best way we know how: lists. Here, we consider one-hit wonders, picking one from each year of the last decade. It may be premature, but feel free to share your guess at who will be remembered as 2008's most prominent one-hit wonder in the comments
1998, "You Get What You Give" by New Radicals: To give you some context, Amazon started selling music when calling out Marilyn Manson and Hanson in song was a relevant stab at controversy. Producer, singer, and songwriter Gregg Alexander of New Radicals rode that controversy--plus an anthemic piano riff and an uplifting anti-fakery message--to minor success in the late '90s, then promptly ran away from it, never to be heard from again.
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1999, "Summer Girls" by LFO: Say what you will about Lyte Funky Ones, but their achievements in the field of WTF have gone unmatched in the nearly 10 years since "Summer Girls" charted as the trio's only hit. This barrage of non sequiturs and product placement is mind-boggling in its stupidity, but Jennifer Love Hewitt found her shout-out charming enough to date one LFO-er. That's only slightly less shocking than America's making a success out of a song that includes this couplet: "When you take a sip, you buzz like a hornet / Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets."
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2000, "Faded" by Soul Decision: "Who Let the Dogs Out" by Baha Men would be the obvious choice here, but this lite-funk, Wham-esque jam is one of the weirdest and greatest songs to come out of the boy-band era. Its message--and remember that most of their audience is 12- to 14-year-old girls--is that your male friends will try to hump you if you dance with them while they're drunk. It's a wonder they never charted again.
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2001, "Butterfly" by Crazy Town: When the videos of Crazy Town frontman Shifty Shellshock smoking crack circulated around the Internet to promote his appearance on VH1's Celebrity Rehab, it was apparent that things were not going so well anymore for the tattooed rap-rocker. Back in 2001, though, he surfed a Red Hot Chili Peppers sample presumably far enough to make many a butterfly's legs shake, or at least to make them go crazy.
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2002, "Wherever You Will Go" by the Calling: Like Lifehouse and Switchfoot, the Calling had crossover success with clean-cut, quasi-spiritual rock, but that success was limited to mostly just this song. Really, though, it just seemed like one of the kids from 7th Heaven developed a really deep voice and got in cahoots with adult-alternative radio programmers to spin his song about once every 40 minutes in 2002. Needless to say, it was a weak year for one-hit wonders.
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2003, "Never Scared" by Bone Crusher: Crunk had just started to bubble up in the mainstream, and who better to usher that guttural southern rap sound into mid-day radio playlists than a totally unhinged 400-pound dude from Atlanta who wanted to rap about escalating a fight outside a club? This song became the theme for the 2003 Atlanta Braves, and it's difficult to imagine a better sound to suit John Smoltz. Bone Crusher never sniffed this sort of success again, though he did perform an extremely crunk version of the Gilligan's Island theme for TBS's reality show. True story!
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2004, "F*ck It (I Don't Want You Back)" by Eamon: The foul-mouthed Eamon trafficked in a self-styled genre he called--and this is not a joke--"ho-wop," which is evidently doo-wop sung by a guy who really "love(s) dem hoes." On this novelty single, he edges from tears as he cusses out his ex-lady in what is likely the world's only slow-jam temper tantrum.
2005, "Collide" by Howie Day: This song became a hit months and months after the release of the album from which it came, thanks mostly to features in TV shows such as One Tree Hill, Scrubs, and Grey's Anatomy. The ride for the hard-touring Dave Matthews acolyte hasn't been so sweet since then, as he's been arrested twice and bizarrely implicated in the corruption of Britney Spears. Chances of his colliding with the charts anytime soon do not look good.
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2006 (TIE), "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt and "Bad Day" by Daniel Powter: This is music that will very likely make some people feel embarrassed for the real emotions these songs inspired before they were overplayed to death, since "You're Beautiful" and "Bad Day" now inspire pretty much only venom or instant LOLs.
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2007, "A Bay Bay" by Hurricane Chris: The only mystery that this ultra-dumb club banger from youthful MC Hurricane Chris leaves is whether more people will point to it or "Crank That (Soulja Boy)" as rap's official nadir.
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Edited To Add: A number of folks have questioned the popularity of these songs, but I assure you they're all legitimate hits. Check the comments, where I list the peak chart position for each of these songs. If for some reason you've never heard these songs, for once you can be thankful for being out of touch.
-- Jeff Reguilon