Katy Perry: Recording Artist, Lady Kisser, Vinyl Doll
by Editor
on September 29, 2008
For some ungodly reason, Integrity Toys has decided to craft a tiny vinyl likeness of Katy Perry, which you can purchase for the low, low price of $49.95. This is notable not only because you can now add a touch of faux lesbianism to your next shindig at the Barbie Dream House, but also because the words "Katy Perry" and "integrity" have finally been used together in a sentence. Congratulations to everyone!
-- Jeff Reguilon



magic bullet on August 16, 2011 at 11:53 AM
“Most Buttons” at the show (true story), but she feels like she wins the proverbial jackpot every time a new song or voice captures her heart.
Poe on October 01, 2008 at 11:22 PM
this is supposed to be funny?
Jeff Reguilon on September 30, 2008 at 02:52 PM
Wait, so this post is a waste of bandwidth, but writing a comment about it isn't? I'm confused. Either way, thanks for stopping by, Renaldo!
renaldo on September 30, 2008 at 02:15 PM
waste of bandwidth
on September 30, 2008 at 11:48 AM
this is the best post. ever.